Master Cleanse, Day One. Part Two

Master Cleanse, Day One. Part One

So, I am doing the master cleanse. And Ive just started. For those of you who are in the out on what that is, its a minimum of a ten day cleanse. Ive just started it today, i skipped my first salt water flush because I woke up to close to work, but I drank some lemonade. I think I made it a bit spicy and sour, but I'll add some more syrup later. Anyway, that

parties and pigs

This weekend was a trip. I mean, a trip. Overall, I had a good time, fourth of July I ended up going to a little festival and watching a mediocre fireworks show, and that was fun. Most of it was because I enjoyed spending time with my dad. I really love doing that. I petted the horses and chilled in coffee shops, and me, P and K went to a party Saturday night. It was a fun party, and I had a good time. P and K left around 2 and I partied on until the early morning hours, eventually passing out and going out to IHOP with some friends in the early morning hours, and spending the early morning getting a few hours shuteye at T and D's apartment. From there, P and K picked me up, we went back to San Marcos, and shopped for a bit, just a bit :) and we left for Denton around 6. Needless to say, its a 5 hour drive with some traffic.

So why did it take ten hours?

Why. Why. WHY?

So, We came to the conclusion that God hates P and has cursed his car for driving down to Austin, particularly on holiday weekends.

Driving ten hours in a car is not fun, spending four of it in stop and go (mostly stop) traffic, is even worse, having a grumpy kitty in a carrier who needs to eat, piss, and probably shit, is pretty fucking bad as well.

Ce'st la Vie...right?

What a night- day- exploding semi that caught on fire and may as well have been a small neuclear weapon that got discharged onto the middle of 35.

When the Fat Lady Sings

I am visiting my father for 4th of July, which is nice, I havn't seen him since the dawn of time. He's been globetrotting in the name of business and I've been busy with school, something resembling a nonexistent job and in all honesty, I probably would have visited him sooner if I had had a car. But I dont- lack of transportation means I am stuck in my shit town. I am posting from Tantra, the local coffee shop. I have to say, its pretty hip, yes'm, I did indeedy did just say "pretty hip" but it is, i like the atmosphere of this place, but I like the atmosphere of incense filled-indie friendly-import from the east decorated coffeeshops apparently. 'scute. Right now I am sipping a drink called a "Busy bee" which I will probably try and fail to recreate later, yerba mate, oj, and honey, yum.

Have you ever noticed how some songs can put you into a really strange head space. Some songs do that to me, there was a song that did that about three songs ago, I forgot what it was. Maybe next time I hear one that does that I will write it down, It was the original reason I opened up my blog, because I wanted to jot down the song. Whatev.

Any who, plans for the rest of the day include a possible rodeo, which I can't decide if I am excited or apprehensive about. While I enjoy the country, I am not a country girl, and the last time I went to a rodeo I ended up getting knocked in the face with a fat lady's boobs, hard. Fat ladys boobs hurt in the face.

Plans for the rest of the weekend include a possible market, extortion, reading, outlet malls, a party, and family time. :)

Ciao and happy fourth!

Upon the Road We Go...

3.5=7.5 in the land of Iknidizibuzledub...maybe, but not on my home planet of earth. However, if the aforementioned statement is true, why did it take seven and a half hours to make it down to Austin from Denton?

Okay, so we had to stop in Plano and wait for K and pick her up from work.

And we also stopped in Dallas for Lunch/Dinner at Chilis.

And at a Brookshire Brothers in Lorena to pee.

But honestly, seven and a half fucking hours. Thats unreal.

Hopeline

This is important to me.

A night out on the town v1.0

So I just sent all my friends home and the birthday boy is crashed out on the couch. It was a nice bar run, although hardly anyone had anything to drink. V, the b-day boy and on the eve of his 21'st was reluctant to drink because of class at ten am the following (this) morning. But he got a little drunk. I had a drink at my house (crystal light mixes well with vodka) as well as a slut and a chocolate cake. By the way, the inventor of the chocolate cake shot is a genius, bite a lime and take a shot of frangelica I believe and it tastes just like chocolate cake, yum. Highly recomended. A was down with some sort of drama-- none of my beeswax really so I didnt butt in, her boyfriend handled it. All in all, a good run, a nice run, preluded to and finished out with some pulp fiction. I'm going to finish out this post with my top ten drinks and how to make them.

10)White Russian
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liquor
light cream
-Pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass. Fill with light cream and serve.

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